This is not a story: this actually happens to me.
It’s been raining today. My wipers were going on the way to work, and at some point I noticed a streak on the windshield as if something were sticking to the wiper. So when I got to work I lifted up my wiper, expecting a bit of leaf or clump of dirt.
Instead, I saw the long twig-like legs of a soaking wet dead spider.
Now you, like any sane person, are thinking Well at least it wasn’t alive.
No, I would prefer it had been alive.
I have a severe phobia of dead spiders.
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